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clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

nentindo:

brightness:

you can spot a fake text post story with 100% accuracy if it includes “looked them dead in the eyes” because this site is full of socially incapables who cant even look their parents in the eyes without feeling anxious (let alone make stories sound believable)

this sounded like this was going somewhere then it just turned into “lol people with social anxiety and autism are fucking inept”

aidn:

  • more asexual representation
  • less Sad Lesbians and more Happy Lesbians
  • more trans representation
  • non-binary representation beyond genderless robots in sci-fi films
  • BETTER AND MORE QUEER REPRESENTATION

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

howell-lester-phanfics:

torchwood-teaboy:

……..

I was not expecting that.

im legit crying

averypottermormon:

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

are you dean winchester

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

dreamofdepp:

i feel like no one talks about this scene